Think you’re on the floor? Think again motherflipper. Keep arting the duck way and everything will be fine. FINE.
At Writers’ HQ, we often get angry messages telling us that we can’t possibly be ‘real’ writers, or that we must not be very clever, because we swear, use slang and text speak, use bad grammar, and love puns. We’ve thought very long about this issue and have come to this conclusion: