Wow has anyone ever read one of these?
We have to have one of these dealios to explain how we comply with the GDPR (General Data Protection Regulation), the DPA (Data Protection Act) and the PECR (Privacy and Electronic Communications Regulations) because God knows there’s not enough actual interesting things in the world to read, you need to read 1,000 words of legalese nonsense that makes literally not one bit of difference to anyone, ever.
Also we don’t really know what these things are. We’re just two under-heighted writers who thought we’d have a laugh and get other people writing with us and now apparently we’re doing this ????♀️
Short words (written by short people)
So. Here we go…
Stalky visitor tracking
Your payment details
Email marketing thingies and newsletters
Your right to be deleted
Social media and all that bollocks
Got it? Read it? Done it? WELL FUCKING DONE YOU! Celebrate your achievement with a gold star.
Licence this glorious hooha!
You have a choice.
- You can pay a licence fee of £200 for the words and whack ’em on your site with appropriate tweaks and never think of us again. Email firstname.lastname@example.org and she’ll sort it all out for yous.
ALSO BE WARNED THIS IS A DISCLAIMER WARNING WARNING DANGER WILL ROBINSON
You HAVE to adjust the policy to work for your business. You cannot use it verbatim because it is meaningless for your business, unless your business is exactly the same as ours in which case what are you even doing get your own idea.
We CANNOT and WILL NOT and SHALL NOT guarantee this is GDPR compliant for your business. Seek legal advice on this matter for your business. WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR BUSINESS. Not now, not ever, not in any universe or timeline or reboot.
If you do use our words, bung us an email on email@example.com just so we can have a giggle about it too. THANKING YOU MUCHLY FINEST OF HUMANS.
Ok we’re done now.
Ok bye love you.