The Writers' HQ NFT

🌟 All new Fully Fledged Writers’ HQ members get a FREE WHQ NFT until the end of March 2022🌟  *

Welcome, frens, to the Writers’ HQ NFT. We’re leaping on the legal money laundering bandwagon like Elon Musk firing a penis rocket into space!

We’ve minted the first Writers’ HQ NFT on the Scrotium blockchain and holy wow look at the beaut detail on the art work!

This radical innovation in Decentralised Tea (DeTea) is a real life product which physically exists in time and space.

By owning one mug, you own the original and only mug like it. Each mug might look identical, and we can replicate them pretty much infinitely, but given the only world we can comprehend is the one we construct in our minds and reality is inherently unknowable, each one is unique to the owner and can be sold and traded according to the caffeine ledger.

Admit it, you want some Nice Fucking Tea.

Get your not even slightly limited edition Writers’ HQ NFT today! To the moon!

Disclaimer: we are not money laundering. We do not have an NFT. You are buying a mug which says Nice Fucking Tea. This whole NFT thing is a joke. We are doing a joke to promote our membership. Sign up to our membership! It’s great! We highly recommend you watch Line Goes Up by Dan Olsen to find out more about how crypto and NFTs do exactly the opposite of what is billed, eg put more money in the hands of the people who already have money and democratises shit all. Also sign up to our membership. Ok thanks bye we love you.

• * If you sign up as a Fully Fledged WHQer between March 17 and March 31 we will send you a free WHQ Nice Fucking Tea mug. We will not send you a non-fungible token.