Periodically, we stop swearing long enough to run a kids workshop called Write A Novel In 60 Minutes. It’s insane, and there’s a lot of glitter and googley eyes, but most importantly the books the kids produce show that the literature of the future is OFF THE CHAIN RAD.
Here’s our top five from the five years we’ve been running the workshop:
1. THE GRAPE PROBLEM
A pressing concern
2. THE GRANDFATHER OF GOD
Who is surely his own grandfather and father?
3. THE FART THAT KILLED EVERYONE, PARTS I AND II
Dead from egg smell. All of you.
4. THE MONKEY PRIME MINISTER
Better than the human one
5. COWS AND DISASTER