The Best 6 Book Titles In The History Of The World Ever

Periodically, we stop swearing long enough to run a kids workshop called Write A Novel In 60 Minutes. It’s insane, and there’s a lot of glitter and googley eyes, but most importantly the books the kids produce show that the literature of the future is OFF THE CHAIN RAD.

Here’s our top five from the five years we’ve been running the workshop:

1.  THE GRAPE PROBLEM

A pressing concern.

2.  THE GRANDFATHER OF GOD

Who is surely his own grandfather and father?

3. THE FART THAT KILLED EVERYONE, PARTS I AND II

Dead from egg smell. All of you.

4. THE MONKEY PRIME MINISTER

Better than the human one.

5. COWS AND DISASTER

!!!!

6. PINKIE PIE AND THE GIANT WHAT?!

(Cake. We hope.)

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By: SarahWHQ