The Best 6 Book Titles In The History Of The World Ever

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Periodically, we stop swearing long enough to run a kids workshop called Write A Novel In 60 Minutes. It’s insane, and there’s a lot of glitter and googley eyes, but most importantly the books the kids produce show that the literature of the future is OFF THE CHAIN RAD.

Here’s our top five from the five years we’ve been running the workshop:

1.  THE GRAPE PROBLEM

A pressing concern.

Image of a little girl holding a homemade book entitled The Grape Problem with an illustration of some grapes.

2.  THE GRANDFATHER OF GOD

Who is surely his own grandfather and father?

Image of a handmade book cover featuring a pink Yoda-like figure holding a stick. The text says: The grandad of god! (Jeff) Likes: grapes, sticks, weird staff. Dislikes: chocolate, sweets, normal food. Job: hunting, collecting food. His age is 111. In his pocket: snozzles food, a leaf, fairy dust. He lives underground. This is his pet snozzle (beside a picture of a green alien creature with a trumpet-shaped nose.

3. THE FART THAT KILLED EVERYONE, PARTS I AND II

Dead from egg smell. All of you.

Image of two handmade book covers in orange and purple, both depicting a green cloud-like creature with a smiley face. The first is entitled: The Fart that Killed Everyone. The second is entitled: The Fart that Killed Everyone 2.

4. THE MONKEY PRIME MINISTER

Better than the human one.

Image of a handmade blue book cover with a drawing of a money and a banana. The title says: The Monkey Prime Minister.

5. COWS AND DISASTER

!!!!

Image of a child drawing on a handmade book cover entitled Cows and Disaster!

6. PINKIE PIE AND THE GIANT WHAT?!

(Cake. We hope.)

Image of a pink handmade book cover depicting a drawing of a pink My Little Pony with a curly mane and tail. The title says: Pinky Pie and the Giant Cack

 

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