THE WRITERS' HQ
COUCH TO 5K WORDS
WRITING ARSE-KICK

Struggling to get started with your writing? Finding it impossible to keep up a momentum? Generally feeling a bit meh? Shake off the literary ennui and find your writing happy place. Whack a firecracker up the butt of productivity. Shove procrastination out the door like a drunk relative who's outstayed their welcome. 28 days and 28 emails filled with pep, exercises, prompts and laboured metaphors.

 

You know what to do - put your thing in the thing ⬇️⬇️⬇️

WHO ARE YOU PLEASE?

We're Writers' HQ and you can check out our super groovy modern Internet website here www.writershq.co.uk

WHAT ARE YOU SIGNING UP FOR?

The Writers' HQ Couch to 5k Butt Kick is 28 days of writing tips and prompts, inspirational bollocks, super special discount codes, and literary swearing, all delivered to your inbox. Start any time, join our lovely little internet community, and GET WRITING.
 
You could see out the month with a writing habit to make Barbara Cartland weep and productivity to make Stephen King fall on his knees in adulation.
 
Just wang your email address in the thingy up there and we'll send you all the goodies. And yes, it's free, FREEEEE! (But obviously we're gonna try to sell you stuff in the emails. You can ignore that stuff. We don't care. We don't. It's fine. WE SAID IT'S FINE.)

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We swear a lot. It's just who we are as people. If you don't like swearing, please don't sign up and then email us with how offended you are because that's a silly waste of everyone's time. OKAY THANKS FOR THE CHAT. 

FARQUAR

Who are you? 

 

Writers’ HQ runs online creative writing courses for badass writers with no time or money, covering everything from plotting to editing, from short story writing to publishing.

What's in your newsletter?

 

All kinds of wonderous things, including but not limited to: special offers, the latest super cool blogs, John-Williams-score-rousing pep, gifs, the occasional haiku and a reasonable quantity of swearing.

 

I don't like gin, swearing, or jokes forged from the depths of the Internet. 

 

Yeah no we’re probably not for you then. Our approach isn’t for everyone (your first clue is in our logo). We swear more than is ‘ladylike’ and use gifs when we could use our words. But, eh, fuck it. We don’t believe that linguistic purity or literary snobbery does anyone any favours. If we’re not a match for you, thanks for giving us a go and good luck with your writing – we wish you every success. But if, like us, you’ve never found your rightful place in the writing world and think WHQ could be just the ticket – welcome home, come in, grab a cuppa, we’ve been waiting for you (in a totally non sinister way ofc).

Where are the T&Cs that I'll never read?

 

They're here. We store your data in a handful of places - Mailchimp primarily, and if you sign up to our courses then we use Zapier and Thinkific. All are GDPR compliant. You can unsubscribe at any time. 

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