THE WRITERS' HQ WRITING ADVENT
OF INSPIRATIONAL AWESOMENESS

Hide from the festive horror with 25 days of writing tips, prompts,

inspirational bollocks, super special discount codes and

eggnog-based swearing. Ho ho fucking ho.

WHAT ARE YOU SIGNING UP FOR?

The Writers' HQ Advent of Inspirational Awesomeness is 25 days of writing tips and prompts, inspirational bollocks, super special discount codes and eggnogg-based swearing. 
 
You could see out December with 25 brand new stories to match your terrible sweater and soul destroying hangover.
 
Just wang your email address in the thingy up there and we'll send you all the goodies. And yes, it's free. FREEEEE (but obviously we're gonna try to sell you stuff in the emails. You can ignore that stuff. We don't care. We don't. It's fine. WE SAID IT'S FINE.)

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We swear a lot. It's just who we are as people. If you don't like swearing, please don't sign up and then email us with how offended you are because that's a silly waste of everyone's time. OKAY THANKS FOR THE CHAT. 

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Who are you? 

 

Writers’ HQ runs online creative writing courses for badass writers with no time or money, covering everything from plotting to editing, from short story writing to publishing.

What's in your newsletter?

 

All kinds of wonderous things, including but not limited to: special offers, the latest super cool blogs, John-Williams-score-rousing pep, gifs, the occasional haiku and a reasonable quantity of swearing.

 

I don't like gin, swearing, or jokes forged from the depths of the Internet. 

 

Yeah no we’re probably not for you then. Our approach isn’t for everyone (your first clue is in our logo). We swear more than is ‘ladylike’ and use gifs when we could use our words. But, eh, fuck it. We don’t believe that linguistic purity or literary snobbery does anyone any favours. If we’re not a match for you, thanks for giving us a go and good luck with your writing – we wish you every success. But if, like us, you’ve never found your rightful place in the writing world and think WHQ could be just the ticket – welcome home, come in, grab a cuppa, we’ve been waiting for you (in a totally non sinister way ofc).

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They're here. We store your data in a handful of places - Mailchimp primarily, and if you sign up to our courses then we use Zapier and Thinkific. All are GDPR compliant. You can unsubscribe at any time. 

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