Work for us

Hello. Working for us is a non-stop marathon of joy and laughter and you’ll be sleeping in your cash-dollars you’ll have so much to spare*.

There are currently no vacancies, but do contact us if you’d like to see a retreat in your area or if you’ve got skills to sell us!


*none of this is true**

**the first bit is sort of true***

***The second bit isn’t true****

****But we do pay you*****

*****As long as you actually do the work. It’s not a 100% bunk-off laugh riot you know? Now stop reading this and get back to it, slacker. Your soul belongs to us now.