Consume, puny human
View our glorious items of joy and desire and spend money you don’t have on things you don’t need
NOTE: despite <waves arms furiously> this, we are still able to deliver you lovely sweary merch but please be patient if we take a couple of days longer than usual to get it to you thaaaaanks
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(I mean, we love you if you’re outside the UK too but we can’t ship to you right now blame capitalism not us sorryloveyoumwa)
